Night buses...oh the joy!!!!
After a truly pleasant stroll through the historic town, its recoletta, park and winded streets, we all met up for a brill almuerza ( a set meal with soup, main and dessert for 2$) at El German. We all scuffed down our yummy lunches and after packing our stuff at the hostel decided to have one last mango beer ( god it is a delicious drink) before we headed to the bus station.
Bolivian logic: there are 12 bus companies, all of them have only one bus to la Paz a day, all these buses leave within 15min of each other. Brilliant isn´t it!?
night bus. fat, old bolivian man snoring LOUDLY. no toilets. general uncomfort for 12 hours ie. bolivia aint no argentina when it comes to buses.
So we arrived in La Paz early in the morning and the next adventures began.
Day 1: witches market with lama fetuses, black market, street food, slices of pineapple, beautiful churches etc etc....as it was going to be our last dinner all together, we decided to do something special!!!
And in the spirit of me going to India soon, and the Peggs couple having lived there for 6 months, we decided to dare and visit The Star of india. Why am i using the word 'dare' to describe a visit to a restaurant? Well, this happens to be the indian restaurant that claims to have the 'Spiciest Vindaloo in the World'....so we went, we ordered, we tried to conquer, and many of us didn't.....
Simon was the only one who managed to down the entire bowl of the deadly Vindaloo ( to be fair, he had had 6 months of trainign though). The rest of us just started swetting, coughinf, generally taking on a rather red tint etc.....it was pathetic :)
Simon got a t-shirt, as do all who manage to eat the whole curry, and the rest of us got the bill and a nasty after taste the whole of the next day ( the less fortunate ones also got agood work-out during the night, runnign from their room to the toilet :( oops...)
The next morning it was already off to Copacabana- 4 hours on the bus- and one arrives to the tranquil views and surroundings of Lake Titicaca. On the way, the bus has to cross a big river. How do we solve that one, ey? Well, we obviously load all the passangers on a seperate boat, and then just drive onto a massive wooden raft and casually cross the river on that :)
The town of Copacabana was very touristy, with the only businesses being numerous gringo caffees and shops, full of the identical items, BUT the beautiful church, located at the end of the town did make up for it. Upon my arrival in the church, a little old blind lady was begging at the entrance. I scruffed up all my spare change and popped it into the lady's conveniently positioned hat, that was readily being held up towards me at this point. wow, that really set her off. To cut it short, I believe i received a 10000 different blessings and she woudl not let go of me for at least 2 minutes. It was beautiful though, to see that simple change to me, coudl mean the world to her. As my nose seems to be the guide through the entirety of many fo my walks I just happened to find the local market with all their goodies. I also foudn the highlight of this market: the eatery!!! Although I was by far the only gringo in there, surrounded by possibly 99% of the town enjoyign their lunch, I munched on some delicious soup, and anyway, who cares when your stomach is happy and your mouth is full. right?
At 1.30pm I catched a boat to Isla del sol. THE slowest boat ride int he history of man....but the silver lining of this of this tediously long boat ride was that I had enough time to get acqainted with kevin, sabrina, charlie and chema....the two later beign from israel and the others from switzerland, we got talking, to forget that our limbs were slowly loosing all their sensations and that our ass might actually be frozen to the bench. We quickly decided that we might as well stay at the same hostel and compared stories about travels so far. when we arrived on the island, we were all surprised to find that a obligatory 5bolivianos tax fee had to be paid ( so much for developing country, ey? they seemed on it)- welcome- after all just becuase its an island in bolivia dont mean there aint no arrival tax. So after a staggering 200 very steep stairs- the joy the joy!!! break, step step, break step step....we made it to our hostel. The chippery little local boys hopped in front, basically just making us feel bad about our slow old asses, showing us the way to their hostel...
The hostel wwasnothign extraordinary BUt, oh but, the views!!!!! unlike anythign i have seen since guatemala. The LAKE- beautiful, and finally soemthing a little like lake Atitlan (oh how I miss it). After we dropped our stuff of, we decided to explore this island. We walk in one direction- ruins! walk in the other-a hill! In other word, there aint much to do on that island BUT at the spot called 'gate to the sun', the views are really lovely, peaceful and generally very soothing. The others didnt join me, but i decided to just have a proper evening hyke, and so upon my arrival back at the hostel ( the sun had set in the mean time) we were all wrapped up in ALL of our clothing, freezing ,as the night dampness started to set in. A warm veggie soup for dinner to warm up the body and night night, off we went to the land of dreams: after all 9pm is way past our bed time on the island.
All of us woke up for sunrise, gulped down some warm coca tea and down we went, down those 200 stairs we had climbed less than 24 hours ago. Boat back....yep styill took us loooonnngggg!! I had to have a brisk lunch at my fave mercado (the local market) again BUT this time trout-their known specialty!! for 2$...wow what a bargain a and what a treat!
At 1pm I hopped on my bus back to la Paz and at 5:30pm, i found myself already walking through the door of Adventure brew Hostel ( th eboys had moved hostels in the tiem that I had been gone- yep, i just leave and get them to move my stuff for me). very ready to just kick back and relax for the night, i was a little surprised to have to get out and about very soon again.
what you mean i cant just relax?? oh i have to go and organzie a 100 things again?? hm...no surprise there then :)
Ryan had used my absence to get our climb booked, which was going to start the following day, and so important things, such as tryign on shoes, waterproof jackets, trousers, gaiters, crumpets...the whole shebang! was required.Our last supper before the hyke was considered very important by all of us, for different reasons. by ryan and me, because we were convinced we needed as much energy, and fat to warm us up up on the mountain, and by matt, because he kept saying that we might die, and therefore this migth ACTUALLY be the last supper. freak. Basically anythign that smelled good and stared at us from inside those inviting stalls eg. pork bun, chorizo bun, corn, fresh apple juice....anything, qualified for our dinner that night!! i think we defo stocked up on fat that evening.
Not often does it happen that i am desperate to buy candy and anything high in suger but that night i did: cookies, biscuits, lollies, snickers, coke...anythign that will keep me going!! ryan kept saying how we will need emergency rations and how i will appreciate a sip of coke, when i am hanging onto an ice cliff and have no energy left to pull myself up...bla bla bla...basically scaring the shit out of me, and makign me buy alot of unhealthy sugary crap.
6:30am LETS DO THIS!!!
ryan and me, threw on our 'climbing' gear aka trousers, t-shirt, jumper and hyking boots, grabbed our big 60litre empty bags ( they were going to be filled up at base camp with all our hyking gear), grabbed two free pancakes, spread some jam in between them, and with our fingers still sticking together with jam, and our stomachs struggeling to digest two massive pancakes at 7am, we ran down the main street to meet our driver in front of the company's office. We were of course exactly on time, but our other companion, 'amigo japones' as he got to be called by all, was a little late and so we used this time to chat to our guide. When he did arrive, he had a spare loo roll hanging of the side of his backpack, big water bottle loosely hanging out of his arms and about a thousand jumpers hanging off him- we immediately knew that this would be fun! We got reassured of this as soon as we realized that our 'amigo japones' not only spoke no spanish but also no english....yeeey!!! Anyway, we all filed ourselves into a small truck and together with a massive bag of stale bread rolls, which has been our staple breakfast throughout the entire of Bolivia, we trottet off to climb this son of a b****!!!
The first day was GREAT. We arrived at the mountain, no doubt a little surprised by the actual very imposing size of the mountain- Hyuani Potosi- but ready to get active! We dropped our stuff off, had lunch, chicken and rice, at the very unusual hour of 10:30 am, and off we went with our crampons, ice pick, waterproof gear etc, to have our go at ice climbing. it was immense!!! We climbed up vertical ice walls, hanging onto an icepick with our entire strength not to fall into the debths of the below lurking crevices....then down-sailed, then walked up another vertical wall again, thsi time using purely our crampons...basically it was awesome adventure sports all day!! We spent about 5 hours doign this, having fun and getting well acquinted with our gear, which was to become our new best friend during the next two days. We then retreated to the base camp, by thsi point thouroughly frozen through and through, and ready for some hot coco. As we returned, we met our fourth and last team member, Mark ( a 2m tall dutch guy). We pulled on all our warm clothes, and sat down to have our next warm meal of the day at 6pm. A yummy warm soup and more chicken with rice, were actually surprisingly appealing to us, as they did provide certain comfort in the cold rooms of our camp. Afterwards, we started doping up on litres of coca tea and cream crackers with butter and jam ( these became our staple snack of thsi trip- they were truly amazing- but then anything will seem amazign to you int he freezing cold, or am 1am, or after a life threatenign hyke). We met the other two groups that were going to attempt to climb the summit with us in two days, and amongst them were the three great people: Andrew, Shawn and Charlie ( all from the US- brilliant). Shawn taught us all THE essential card game ( according to him that is)- Shithead- and that pretty much , accompanied by more coca leaf and crackers- kept us entertained till bed time aka 8pm. You dont argue about this bedtime hour when you have to get up at 7 am only to hyke a VERY hard piece of mountain.
So that night I struggled to sleep, as it was freezing and I really needed to pee ( obviously) but i am after all very stubborn after my dear old daddy and so argued myself out of havign to venture outside for as long as possible, only to then have to sprint outside for it was getting rather urgent.
In the mornign many of us woke up more tired than the evenign before but nonethelss ready to get going. After a 'surprise surprise' breakfast of bread rolls with jam, coca tea and more crackers ( oh and actually a special treat of a banana) we packed our bags ( thsi time truly packed to the rim with all our gear) and off we went...OM fucken GOD ( excuse my french)!!!! I simply cannot describe how hard that day was. We had to climb a difference of 1000m in height but in about 4km. So actually the distance was nothing BUT with 20kg on your back and your terrain being loose rocks on a cliff side this proved to be VERY challenging ( if only I woudl have known what was to come the next day- ha i would have runned up). I shall not ellaborate on the pain, the anger, the sadness and determination ( actually that i just might expand on...haha) it took to get up to high camp that day BUT the important thig is I did, we all did it, and we smiled once we did. And boy did we have reason to....the views were exquisite, the sky clear as water, the glacier on one side, the entire valley and mountain range ont he otherm and the brilliant afternoon sun. We all dinned on pasta with beef and soem undefinable sauce and for dessert: well more crackers and coca tea. That afternoon we just sat at the foot of the glacier ( to mentally get used to the idea that we woudl be climbign that in a few hours), chatted about our lives and travels so far. It was fun- we were a great group!!!
A quick dinner at 5pm of rice and more beef and off to bed. Rising time was at midnight.
I tried to sleep, i really did, we all did, and i think that mark, the only one of us, managed to get 4 hours of sleep in. me personally, I slept for 3 hours, but some slept for maybe an hours or two max. Anyway, I was WAY too excited, the wind was screaming outside and the brightness of the stars and the almost full moon was intense!!
11:58, 11:59, 12:00- FINALLY!!!!!
We were all ready to go. In record time I had my long underwear, 2nd layer of trousers, two pairs of socks, 5 layers of tops, and scarf on and made my way down, where our guides were already laying out hot water for coca tea and some bread for breakfast ( our eating schedules got seriously screwed up during that 3 day trip). We all rushed to the loos, did what we had to do, in order to get used tot he fact that its midnight, we are awake and have to now climb on ice and snow for 6 hours to the height of 6040m in the pitch black. for me that purely entailed sitting down and sipping on my coca tea and chewing my stale bread roll.
1am. Mark, Ryan, Amigo japones, me and our two guides carlos and david- head torches attached to our helmets, crampons on our ice shoes, waterproof on, ice picks in hand and attached to each other with two ropes, we were ready for this as we would ever be.
It was hard, it was pitch black, the ice was glistening in our torch lights and in those shining from the stars, every step was hard, the breathign was tough from time to time and the peak invisible for most of the time. Ryan started throwing up at around 5800m - with 240m to go- GREAT!!! attached to me by rope, i had to pull him up though. either both of us make it or none of us- and I was gonna make it. At 5am we were at 5090m- the summit in sight, the sunrise lazily waiting behind the horizon, a puking ryan and a MASSIVE ridge of ice in front of us. the final stretch wasnot gonna be an easy one.
WE DID IT!!!!
I couldnt feel my fingers, I was deliriously tired and Ryan was deliriously dizzy BUT we snapped some pictures, congratulated each other as best as we could in the freezing cold, watched the sun rise ( the most beautiful thing I have ever seen) and headed down.
The way down was a lot easier, ryan started to be rather cheery very soon, and so we could even take some cheeky bottomless pics- haha...oh yes, our bolivian guide was surprised when ryan and me both pulle dour pants down at -15 degrees Celsius and posed for him to snap a picture- but as he said later...we gringos are crazy, nothing surprises him anymore..
We made it back to the high camp, repacked everything, changed into 'normal' clothes, gulped down THE best hot soup from a packet EVER and made our way down all the way to base camp. We were there by noon and surely enough by 2pm we were being dropped off int he city center again. I cannot deny that as we made our way back to our hostel i walked down that street with my shoulders slightly pulled back, my stride having a slight pride about it, and with every person we passed I thought to myself: if only you knew, if only you knew what I have already done today!!! The feeling was cereal and wonderful.
That shower we took upon our return to the hostel was great and HOT and we were both very ready to have soem serious down time. this took place at a little venue outside of la paz, watching cholita wrestling- don't ask me how i got talked into it- but somehow i did indeed end up watching women s wrestling. One thing: don't do it to yourself!!! That night we celebrated our survival and return to civilization as heroes with a meal at a Mexican restaurant and then a rather early retreat!!! We NEEDED our sleep.
The next day was to be a CHILL out day!!! it was, but it wasn't. I woke up with a massive cold but my slight obsession 9 more interest should i say) in prisons, made the San Pedro just too appealing. yes, i did go and visit the prison. yes, it was amazing, yes, it was exactly like in the book "marching powder" (read it if you haven't, its really good). yes, it continued my experience of cereal in Bolivia and yes, you will be shit scared but GO!!!! I spent 3 hours there, and loved every second of it. I would elaborate more but really can't. because, no offense, but you woan't understand. i visited the 'la posta' the gringo posh side of the prison. only 100 of the 5000 prisoners live there BUT there was no way i could go into the other population side- they would, no kidding, actually kill me. i did not doubt that after the uproar that simply our entrance through the main gates made in the population side of the entrance area.
That night we had another cultural experience in a Moroccan restaurant ( Very very very good hummus) and met up with Andrew and Charlie from the hike for a beer after...
Again an early night- still catching up on sleep- after all- didn't do much resting that day and the day after that, the 27th was my last day in Bolivia, and South America in general...:(
Woke up at 6am AGAIn but this time had a great reason to: World's Most dangerous road!! you heard me. we had signed up to ride mountain bikes down this road. It is knows as the world' smost dangerous as an average of 200-300 locals die on it every year. look it up on the internet- only pictures really explain the current state of the path. It was SO fun though!!! You basically ride for 3 and a half hours downhill (with only one 8mile cycle up), and descend 3500m. Brilliant!!!
At the bottom we chilled out, had some showers and a all-you-can eat buffet at an animal resort. I spent an hour cuddling up to a little monkey called Cobo (he really liked me and actually nibbled my lip- yep i indeed had a little afternoon lovin' from a monkey :))
That afternoon we headed home and it was indeed time for me to part with the boys- my dear companions- so to have our last supper, we finished our multi-cultural experience in a Cuban restaurant. With a mojito and a rich, very rich, chocolate brownie, we toasted to our good times together and promised each other to have a reunion sooner rather than later. I packed up my stuff and at 1 am I was sitting at my gate at La paz airport to board my plane to Santiago. Woth 3 stop overs, it was a LONG night, and i passed out on airport benches many a times BUT I made it and believe it or not: it was the 28th of April, 23pm and I was sitting in seat 13F, Santiago to Auckland.
yes. My time on this lovely continent had come to and end, it had been beautiful , sad, amazing, challenging and I fell in love with it. I will be coming back, that was for sure and I kept on reassuring myself of it as i heard the plane's wheels accelerating and finally being tucked in by the pilot as i watched the night lights of Santiago swiftly being replaced by the darkness of the below sea!!!!
Bye bye South America and hello NZ!!!
OMG- this is really happening, I am now off to the land of the Kiwis, the sheep and the other side of the world- WOW!!! wish me luck :)
1am. Mark, Ryan, Amigo japones, me and our two guides carlos and david- head torches attached to our helmets, crampons on our ice shoes, waterproof on, ice picks in hand and attached to each other with two ropes, we were ready for this as we would ever be.
It was hard, it was pitch black, the ice was glistening in our torch lights and in those shining from the stars, every step was hard, the breathign was tough from time to time and the peak invisible for most of the time. Ryan started throwing up at around 5800m - with 240m to go- GREAT!!! attached to me by rope, i had to pull him up though. either both of us make it or none of us- and I was gonna make it. At 5am we were at 5090m- the summit in sight, the sunrise lazily waiting behind the horizon, a puking ryan and a MASSIVE ridge of ice in front of us. the final stretch wasnot gonna be an easy one.
WE DID IT!!!!
I couldnt feel my fingers, I was deliriously tired and Ryan was deliriously dizzy BUT we snapped some pictures, congratulated each other as best as we could in the freezing cold, watched the sun rise ( the most beautiful thing I have ever seen) and headed down.
The way down was a lot easier, ryan started to be rather cheery very soon, and so we could even take some cheeky bottomless pics- haha...oh yes, our bolivian guide was surprised when ryan and me both pulle dour pants down at -15 degrees Celsius and posed for him to snap a picture- but as he said later...we gringos are crazy, nothing surprises him anymore..
We made it back to the high camp, repacked everything, changed into 'normal' clothes, gulped down THE best hot soup from a packet EVER and made our way down all the way to base camp. We were there by noon and surely enough by 2pm we were being dropped off int he city center again. I cannot deny that as we made our way back to our hostel i walked down that street with my shoulders slightly pulled back, my stride having a slight pride about it, and with every person we passed I thought to myself: if only you knew, if only you knew what I have already done today!!! The feeling was cereal and wonderful.
That shower we took upon our return to the hostel was great and HOT and we were both very ready to have soem serious down time. this took place at a little venue outside of la paz, watching cholita wrestling- don't ask me how i got talked into it- but somehow i did indeed end up watching women s wrestling. One thing: don't do it to yourself!!! That night we celebrated our survival and return to civilization as heroes with a meal at a Mexican restaurant and then a rather early retreat!!! We NEEDED our sleep.
The next day was to be a CHILL out day!!! it was, but it wasn't. I woke up with a massive cold but my slight obsession 9 more interest should i say) in prisons, made the San Pedro just too appealing. yes, i did go and visit the prison. yes, it was amazing, yes, it was exactly like in the book "marching powder" (read it if you haven't, its really good). yes, it continued my experience of cereal in Bolivia and yes, you will be shit scared but GO!!!! I spent 3 hours there, and loved every second of it. I would elaborate more but really can't. because, no offense, but you woan't understand. i visited the 'la posta' the gringo posh side of the prison. only 100 of the 5000 prisoners live there BUT there was no way i could go into the other population side- they would, no kidding, actually kill me. i did not doubt that after the uproar that simply our entrance through the main gates made in the population side of the entrance area.
That night we had another cultural experience in a Moroccan restaurant ( Very very very good hummus) and met up with Andrew and Charlie from the hike for a beer after...
Again an early night- still catching up on sleep- after all- didn't do much resting that day and the day after that, the 27th was my last day in Bolivia, and South America in general...:(
Woke up at 6am AGAIn but this time had a great reason to: World's Most dangerous road!! you heard me. we had signed up to ride mountain bikes down this road. It is knows as the world' smost dangerous as an average of 200-300 locals die on it every year. look it up on the internet- only pictures really explain the current state of the path. It was SO fun though!!! You basically ride for 3 and a half hours downhill (with only one 8mile cycle up), and descend 3500m. Brilliant!!!
At the bottom we chilled out, had some showers and a all-you-can eat buffet at an animal resort. I spent an hour cuddling up to a little monkey called Cobo (he really liked me and actually nibbled my lip- yep i indeed had a little afternoon lovin' from a monkey :))
That afternoon we headed home and it was indeed time for me to part with the boys- my dear companions- so to have our last supper, we finished our multi-cultural experience in a Cuban restaurant. With a mojito and a rich, very rich, chocolate brownie, we toasted to our good times together and promised each other to have a reunion sooner rather than later. I packed up my stuff and at 1 am I was sitting at my gate at La paz airport to board my plane to Santiago. Woth 3 stop overs, it was a LONG night, and i passed out on airport benches many a times BUT I made it and believe it or not: it was the 28th of April, 23pm and I was sitting in seat 13F, Santiago to Auckland.
yes. My time on this lovely continent had come to and end, it had been beautiful , sad, amazing, challenging and I fell in love with it. I will be coming back, that was for sure and I kept on reassuring myself of it as i heard the plane's wheels accelerating and finally being tucked in by the pilot as i watched the night lights of Santiago swiftly being replaced by the darkness of the below sea!!!!
Bye bye South America and hello NZ!!!
OMG- this is really happening, I am now off to the land of the Kiwis, the sheep and the other side of the world- WOW!!! wish me luck :)